Stupid question of the year

I saw this on a website the other day. It left me gasping in utter amazement:

Why Do Men Date If They're Not Ready for a Relationship?

What kind of a retard needs to ask something that obvious?

As every man knows, men date because they believe it's a necessary prerequisite to sex. Relationships haven't got anything to do with it.

There are very few men in the world who want to date a woman before sex, let alone have a relationship before sex. Unfortunately, though, there are very few men attractive or skillful enough to seduce a woman without dating. Therefore, the overwhelming majority of the men have to entertain women on dates and pretend to be interested in a relationship, in order to satisfy their vital need for sex.

As someone so brilliantly put it: "A relationship is the price a man pays for sex. Sex is the price a woman pays for a relationship." Men's and women's biological needs are antagonistic: the man desires to fuck as many women as possible, investing as little as possible; the woman desires to withhold sex until the man is emotionally addicted to her, so that he would stay with her permanently. It is always an unsolvable conflict – that is, it's impossible to arrange things between men and women so that both would be satisfied. (If someone knows a way, I'd love to hear about it.)

It is ludicrous to suggest that a man be "ready for a relationship" before he has even fucked the woman – and, for that matter, fucked many other women in order to be able to choose the best possible life companion. And there are many men for whom a long-term relationship isn't suitable at all – not a monogamous one, at any rate.