I found this on a website and translated it into English for
you. It is horrifying how it sums up the essence of my lifetime of sexual
frustration.
Him: "Look, I'm totally at the end of my patience. When
are we finally going to have sex?"
Her: "God, you're so stupid! When we went to college
together, I asked you four times to come over and fix my computer, and all you
did each time was to fix my computer. And now when I finally have a boyfriend,
you start talking to me about sex. Go fuck yourself!"
Every young man ought to read this story every day, until it
finally sinks in. I wish I had.
